The only thing mystifying here is how anyone could think this was anywhere near perfection...
Come on. This can't be real.
Crap. It is. Just went to the website.
I can't believe they are allowed to exist on the internet. And I can't believe people obviously request their work. -_- The giant parrot on cock beach killed me.
This hurts my soul.
Wow! I went to their website and looked through the gallery and a list of their services. Here's one of my favorites and it's only $250!
With all corporate advertising you need to look you’re best, first impression do count.
Your physical appearance will impact on your first impression
We will assist you to create the first impression the right impression the first time."
No way! They actually charge $250 for that junk?
And I guess by "looking you're best" they are NOT including proper grammar or punctuation?
Does anyone realize the first picture in the gallery is singer Jewel?
Haha, I thought you were kidding!
They call her "Mandy", apparently. Completely and utterly bizarre.
It frightens me that this is real and they actually charge people 250$ for junk...wtf??
Dear lord!! I looked at the photo gallery on their website and all I can say is they made nice looking people look like a Barbie gone wrong with their photoshopped plastic skin and hooker make-up.... Just because you have Photoshop doesn't mean you have to mutilate photos with your sub-par skills!!
I like how they used the Cheeto android look for the retouch. It's that classy touch that makes them the professionals they are.
That's ghastly! I just looked at their website and they have a script type font for their text - very hard to read! Clearly they know a lot about design...
I took a look at the site, and I am sincerely hoping somebody made it as a joke. It has to be a joke. Seriously. I'm begging for it to be a joke. Please?
This HAS to be a joke. We have seen some pretty ridiculous photos here from fauxtogs, but at least you can say that they are actually trying. This website can be summed up by: heavy Gaussian blur over everything except the eyes and mouth (except for the one where everything but the hair is blurred), neon green irises accompanied by neon lips, teeth and eye whites pushed all the way to 255.255.255 at 100% fill and opacity, a parrot. There is even some perfectly adequate stolen pictures that were destroyed by Gaussian blur and vignette. No way this is a serious website.
OMG! If the work itself wasn't bad enough, they are editing pictures someone else has taken and posted to adult websites! Look at the watermarks on some of the "before" shots. allover30.com? Onlytease.com? And what's with the squishing of the photos? Attempt to make the people look skinnier? Lame...
On the site they spell photography "photograhy"
And I love this one "Guarantees that all e-mail addresses and photos are healed in the strictest confederacy"
"Mystical Perfection Tip’s:
Consider viewing, fashion magazines
Viewing modals stance, appearance"
Brining together a number of family members to one canvas form a number of photos.
Joining together of adoring family members who have departed from us "
The example chosen for YNGD is actually one of the best of the bunch. That photo gallery!!!
The best one, is in the gallery, numbers 13 and 14, the lady with braces. I..I have no words! I mean, her two front teeth are on the side of her mouth! How?! How the hell do you do that and think it looks good?!
Knowing someone is getting paid for this junk makes me want to curl up in fetal position and never come out into the daylight ever!
notice how they changed the skin tone on her chest but completely forgot her arm??? I browsed through their "gallery" and with every click I was mortified... obviously they are "stealing" pics from sites and "improving on them? If they had an inkling of intelligence they would at least remove the watermarks from the photos the snatch to destroy...
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