Where to begin. Oh, I know.
*Cocks gun into mouth*
Looks like the Android version of the iBrator...
.... remove the word "gun" from the description, and I think you've nailed it.
Really? Are you 12?
My favourite part is the about me section:
And the obligatory random pictures of nature section, of course:
Oh but people LOVE kooky random monster characters!
My eyes hurt after reading the about me. The rest is not easy to look at either.
So what is the name of the business. I can't be bothered trying to figure it actually says, it's too painful
Good God 'Ol Mighty. Where to start... JGWentworth! That's where I have seen this green look before on the old TV infomercials. Terrible.
This is really, really bad.
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